第十章 狐狸VS流氓 （四）
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邵剑辉吼得比他还响：“老子就开火了，怎么着？咬我啊？不服气的话放马过来跟我单挑啊，死毛熊，老子不爽你已经很久了！”
苏联大使撸起了袖子：“你发为老子看你就很爽了是吧？忍你不是一天两天了！单挑就单挑，谁怕谁了！”
这对熊兄弟————虽然一个从来都不是吃素的一个从来都是吃荤的，有点区别，但再怎么说也是熊兄弟吧————之间的火药味越来越浓，眼看就要开打了，众多外交官都看傻了眼，我靠，这到底是联合国会议厅还是街头呀，怎么要上演街霸对决了？双头鹰和高卢鸡相视苦笑，都知道邵大流氓又要祭出他那百试百灵的法宝了：胡打蛮缠。反正有他在，谁都别想谈正事，更别指望能通过对华国不利的提案。他们还只是苦笑，英国可是要哭了，他们付出了多大的代价才经营起这番局面，使得大家的矛头通通指向熊猫？黑非洲是大英帝国崛起的基石，日不落帝国的辉煌是建立在黑人的累累白骨之上的，虽然日
不落帝国早已凋零，但是老马恋栈，想要他们放弃黑大陆是不可能的，而该死的熊猫居然一出手就要抢走他们最大一块奶酪，真是岂有此理！他们煞费苦心的布局，使得熊猫成了西方世界的公敌，眼看就要提出提案要求联合国对熊猫实施严厉的制裁，迫使他们退出黑非洲了，没想到邵剑辉的流氓本性又发作了，什么提案先一边去，等爷爷我把这头毛熊扁死再说！真让他们掐起来，今天的会议算是无疾而终了，一切都得等到明天，重头再来。可是······熊猫现在最缺的就是时间，有一天时间，鬼才知道他们又能玩出什么新意和特色来！不行，决不能让他喘过气来！
查尔斯公爵大喝：“警卫，警卫，赶紧把他们分开，带他们出去先让他们冷静一下！”
牛高马大的警卫冲了进来，将这对身材实在不怎么对称但是气势愣是拼了个旗鼓相当的熊兄弟分开，带了出去。邵剑辉大叫：“放开我！我要跟那个死毛熊单挑！你们都给我记住，在我回来之前不许投票，谁敢投票我就咒他家死一户口本！”
死一户口本！
不少跃跃欲试的家伙只觉得一道冷汗顺着脊柱直往下淌呀······
邵剑辉被强制性带出了会议厅，苏联代表还好好的呆在那里，人家可是世界两个超级大国之一，谁敢动他呀。世界是清静了，可是先是被一张比基尼女郎画像给搞得哭笑不得，接着又差点打了起来，气氛已经被破坏得七七八八了，当然，最重要的还是熊猫宣布的那个无条件支持贝兰政府的决定，让人有一种如芒刺在背的感觉，怎么想怎么不自在。查尔斯公爵心知时间宝贵，争分夺秒的说：“秘书长阁下，还有各位代表，华国如此野蛮的干涉一个国家的内部事务，实在是与联合国的精神背道而驰，长此以往，后果堪忧，为了煞住这种危险的苗头，我国政府呼吁大家联合起来，对华国实行有限度的制裁，以此向他们施加压力，迫使他们放弃这种具有侵略、扩张性的外交政策，维护世界和平！”
巴铁代表大声说：“我反对！”
花旗国代表说：“反对无效！我赞成制裁华国，就是不知道这个底线在哪里？”
查尔斯公爵说：“建议各国削减对华纺织品的进口份额，中断对华高端技术交流，同时······”话都没有说完，大家就捧腹大笑起来，老公爵的面色难看到了极点，大声问：“各位，你们认为这很好笑吗？”
大家很不给面子的继续狂笑不休，倒是高卢大使讲义气，指
向门口提醒老公爵看看那边出了什么事。老公爵一看，妈的，又是邵剑辉，只不过这小子现在全身上下只剩下一条内裤了，鼻孔朝天、昂首阔步的走进来，面对众人的狂笑，他还是那个鸟样：眼睛上斜四十五度，嘴巴微撅，悠哉悠哉的吹着口哨，就这么威风八面的走回到自己的席位，对那些异样的目光一概无视。巴铁快要笑死了，用快要断气的声音问：“邵，你的衣服呢？”
邵剑辉说：“扒掉了。妈的，那两个警卫力气真他妈的大啊，不把衣服扒了还真干不过他们！”
大家笑得更厉害了。
邵剑辉一边把不知道从哪里搞到的防毒面具戴上边说：“刚才聊到哪里了？你们只管当我是隐形的就行了，继续、继续！”
查尔斯公爵说：“我们正在商议是否应该对贵国政府实行制裁，以促使你们国家的领导人进行反省，改正外交上的错误······”
邵剑辉拿出了第二件法宝：一个跟杀蚊喷雾罐一样的罐子，一看那玩意，巴铁和阿根廷代表就狂叫救命，有多远逃多远。只见大流氓冲着老公爵咧嘴一笑，轻声说：“制裁你妹啊！”手一按，滋！一股颜色绝对不正常的气体就喷了过去，老公爵眼泪当场就飙了下来，咳成一张弓。邵剑辉瞪着众多代表们，大声说：“我说过，在我回来之前不许投票，你们居然当我的话是耳边风，真是气死我了！”一通机关枪扫射式狂喷，辛辣无比的气体顿时在会议厅弥漫开来，不幸中招的代表们一个个泪流满面，差点连肺都咳了出来，就连秘书长都不例处。邵剑辉洋洋得意：“人家是天子一怒，血流千里，匹夫一怒，血溅五步；老子是匹夫一怒，狂喷瓦斯！”
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