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第一百零六章 杀出个黎明!

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“妈的,我早就觉得你娘炮十足了,没想到还真是个女的。龙腾小说ltxs520.com”

定锤用手指贱贱的戳了一下火腿肠的胸,但是被火腿肠一巴掌扇到了一边……

“妈呀,你力气够大啊你……”定锤摸着被火腿肠扇的地方愤愤不平的说:“你他妈还骗我!说什么一百公斤一米七五。”

火腿肠撇撇嘴,站到定锤身边:“光着脚,有没有一米七五?”

“还真有……”定锤上下打量了一下:“那他妈一百公斤怎么说?”

定锤怎么看火腿肠都没有一百公斤,按她身高和身材来开,她一百一都是撑死的,亏定锤还幻想过火腿肠是个猥琐的胖子,果然张无忌他妈说的对,越漂亮的妞越会骗人。

而这时,火腿肠毫不犹豫的直接一个虎扑,趴到了定锤的背上,接着定锤哎呀一声,直直的扑倒在了地上,一口气差点没上来给憋死,而看着轻巧的火腿肠压在定锤的背后,他根本无法动弹,根本不只她看上去那么重。

“草草草草草……给老子起来……”定锤反手掐住火腿肠的屁股:“妈的……压死爹了!”

火腿肠这才从他身上爬了起来,拍了拍手,冷笑一声:“傻×,感觉好不好?哎呀!还是变成人舒服,好久没能感觉这么高了。”

定锤哀声连连的从地上站起来,呲牙咧嘴的揉着腰:“妈呀……你到底是什么玩意……?”

火腿肠也一点都不忌讳定锤,她撇撇嘴,然后慢慢脱掉了衣服,而脱掉之后,定锤当时就蒙了。火腿肠上本身双臂加上肩膀、下半身的髋部和膝盖居然都有金属光泽,伸手摸一下居然还真的是金属……

“这……”

“我其实在十岁的时候就杀手炸碎了,哈哈哈。”火腿肠吹了声口哨:“可也不想想我老爹是谁,他用三大生命金属之一的卡德曼给我重新打造了身体,基本上嘛。除了会重一点之外,没什么不同,我长它也长,所以就是现在这样咯。”

火腿肠也没穿内衣,坐在柜子上看着定锤:“怎么?有疑问?”

定锤从地上捡起衣服扔给火腿肠:“你给我要点脸,你看你的胸。不戴"xiongzao"会下垂。”

“怕个屁,你什么人我不知道么?”火腿肠晃动着双腿:“我的骨骼有百分之七十是金属,而我能自主控制我的骨骼和皮肤。”

说着,火腿肠身上金属的部分慢慢变成了皮肤,细嫩光滑有弹性,没有一点不对劲的地方。定锤甚至上手摸了摸,嘴里啧啧有声:“那不是很屌?”

“我小时候总觉得自己是个怪物,所以我才成了一个科学怪人。”火腿肠叹了口气:“如果我像白菲那么削尖头网上窜,我比她成就高。”

定锤上下打量着火腿肠,然后搓着手,清了清嗓子:“这样……咱兄弟商量个事,你看……平时你是个猫。今天好不容易成了个人,让兄弟爽爽呗?”

“滚,找你的白菲去。”火腿肠嘁了一声,然后指着窗户:“要不是你手贱,我们的意识被吸入了世界精子里面,最多一个月你就能回家,我也能变回来了。”

定锤摸摸头:“这是哪里?”

“世界的精子啊!它当然是要孵化出新的世界的,这里就是一个以第一个进入这里的人脑子里存在的片段复制出来的世界,然后经过庞大的运算来把一个完整的世界映射出来。你妈的……你当时在想什么呢!怎么会这么恶心的世界?”

定锤也不知道,但他知道自己当时很害怕。而自己最害怕的东西莫过于丧尸了,虽然有些难以启齿,但事情就是这样的,定锤怕丧尸……就像火腿肠怕黑一样,没有理由。

“为什么你会恢复。可我的右手却没作用了呢?”

“因为这里根本不是实际的世界啊,它按照你的意识来运算,你认为你还是以前的样子,我也是以前的样子,当然就投射出现在的样子了。想出去么?”

定锤一怔,想都没想:“废话么你。”

“那咱们就要用最快的速度在它运算完整个世界逻辑之前逃到一个空白的地方,然后想办法让它出现逻辑性错误,否则……咱们一辈子在这打僵尸其实也挺不错的。”火腿肠戏谑的看着定锤:“大傻X,被你害死了。”

“这个地方在哪……”

“理论上来说,是你没有设想过的地方,比如某栋房子的厕所,某一个门后或者哪一个你没看到的地方。”

“操……那怎么找?”

“我有运算公式,但是到达那个地方之前……”火腿肠指着外头的那群丧尸:“先解决它们!记住,你在这如果挂掉了,那你真的就挂掉了,所以你他妈别手贱别乱跑,跟在我后面!”

“妈蛋的……好吧,不过说好……等有机会你得让兄弟爽一下!”

“行啊,看我心情吧。别给我废话了,看着你就烦。”

虽然被火腿肠狠狠羞辱的感觉一点都不好,但定锤现在真是一点招都没有,不过他转念一想:平时都是老子保护你,今天风水轮流转,该你保护老子一次了。

而他还没想完,火腿肠突然一脚就把大铁门给踹飞了出去,巨大的力量让定锤看的是目瞪口呆……

这巨大的声响惊扰了这群四处闲晃的丧尸,它们张牙舞爪的窜了出来,那种四处溃烂的恶心模样让定锤一阵鸡皮疙瘩直冒,而火腿肠居然丝毫不惧,跑过来一个就是一拳爆头,这个层次的丧尸在高武世界的火腿肠眼里,恐怕也就比现在的定锤强点有限。

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