160 我是来打脸的（中）
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在维多利亚看来李晓峰简直就是疯了，她认为作为求人的一方，不大拍特拍老头的马屁也就算了，也没必要挖苦讽刺无所不用其极吧？这除了会让老头发狂，还能有什么用？
维多利亚顿时凉了半截腰，原本她对李晓峰还有一点期待，希望又一次见证奇迹的诞生，是的，她一点都不希望自己的表妹嫁给那个留着恶心小胡子的混蛋。龙腾小说ltxs520.com虽然她不是完全看好李晓峰，但是清楚某人多少有一点小能力，不管是日进斗金的维多利亚的秘密还是上一次暴打匪徒，也算得上能文能武，这样的人可比小胡子恶心男强多了。
原本维多利亚是准备豁出去面子在老头面前帮着说好话的，但是现在看来，她不豁出面子都不行了，以老头的狂暴程度，很有可能带人直接将李晓峰活活打死！
“尼古拉爷爷！”维多利亚赶紧拦着了鼻孔里喷火，完全已经公牛化的老头，腆着笑脸说道：“安德烈刚才都是跟你开玩笑的，您别往心里去！”
开玩笑？这话说出去谁信，反正老头是不信的，真把爷么当2B耍啊！如果不是被牢牢的捆在马背上，此时他已经愤怒的跳了起来：“这绝对不是玩笑！”
同一时间显得很悠闲很漫不经心的李晓峰也说道：“我才不会开这种无聊的玩笑！”
维多利亚气的差点一口气没接上来，恶狠狠的瞪了某人一眼。仿佛是在说：“你个混蛋，赶紧闭嘴，没看见老娘在救你吗？”
李晓峰却无所谓的耸耸肩，毫不在意维多利亚的怒气。又一次撩拨老头：“那么你就是安吉丽娜的爷爷？说实话我真有些不信！”
如果说被嘲笑身体上的缺陷还只是让老头狂暴的话，李晓峰质疑他头上帽子的颜色，那就是可忍孰不可忍了，为啥？谁让当年老赫姆斯特拉夫人也是石榴裙下拜倒了无数美男的祸水级别美女，真的是人见人爱花见花开，而老头呢？不说自惭形秽神马的，也算得上鬼见鬼烦，这两人的婚姻生活能和睦那就是奇也怪哉。反正当年彼得格勒的贵族都知道老头的帽子是镶了翡翠的，还是帝王绿级别的高档翡翠！
反正老头平身有两大痛，一是身体残疾，二是老婆红杏出墙。为这两样当年他没少找人决斗。如今李晓峰两样都犯了，你说能善罢甘休？
“我跟你拼了！”
老头用唯一健全的左腿踢了一下马腹，舞者手中的战刀，中宫直取某仙人的项上人头。那一瞬间，寒光闪闪的刃口从维多利亚眼前不远处一晃而过。差点没把小妞的大姨妈吓出来。
这一下来得太突然，在场的众人没想到老头真的会发狂，而却狂得还这么彻底，所以没有一个人来得及阻止老头。就在所有人都认为李晓峰将会以血溅三尺的杯具收场的时候。让众人目瞪口呆的一幕又发生了！
寒光闪闪的刀锋来得很快，如果是普通人。反应快一点可能用驴打滚逃过一劫，反应慢一点身上就得多个血窟窿。但是李晓峰是普通人吗？别说这把破刀刺不穿他的皮肤。能刮掉他两根毛都能算寒兵利器了。经过三次升级，如今他面对冷兵器真不需要躲了！
当然李晓峰也不能傻乎乎的等着老头拿刀扎他，虽然他是死不了也掉不了毛，但是这太匪夷所思也太吓人了。为了在场的其他酱油众的身心安全，他勉为其难的伸出两根手指夹住了刀锋。
一瞬间，场面比西伯利亚荒原还要冷，谁也不敢相信自己看到的是真的，维多利亚甚至傻乎乎的伸出食指弹了弹刀锋，直到发出当当的响声才傻乎乎的说道：“是真刀啊！”
“当然是真刀！”李晓峰没好气的回了一句，“就是太没力道了一点，软趴趴的像个娘么！”
老头脸上一阵青一阵红，看来是气得不轻，当下里更是发狠用力，可是不管他用多大的力，对李晓峰来说都是毛毛雨，不客气的说，老头真变成一头大公牛，比力气李晓峰甩他十条街。
随着老头发狠的用力，脑门上和肱二头肌上的血管都暴了起来，明眼人都能看出，老头绝对是下了死力气的。但是明眼人照样能看出来，老头绝不是某人的对手，这绝不是因为老头太弱太没力气，谁都知道腿部有残疾的人，因为长期拄拐，上肢力量是十分惊人的！
当年李晓峰就被一个腿部有残疾的同学虐过，人家只用双手就能掰断婴儿小臂粗的扫把棍，比掰腕子一米九的大个子都不是他的对手。
好吧，这一世的李晓峰总算是找回了场子，不过这样的胜利根本就不能让他高兴，恰恰相反，他是真心不想欺负残疾人，当年他跟那位腿部有残疾的同学还是铁哥么，只要遇上刮风下雨，就是他背着这位同学上学放学，俩人感情不是一般的好。
“还要接着比吗？”李晓峰看着脸红脖粗的老头，很温柔的问道。
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