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卡斯特罗与周大驴两家因争夺厕所的使用权而展开的旷日持久的大战,其结局完全出乎人们的预料。最终,搬家的并不是人们想像之中的卡斯特罗,而是周大驴,他们搬迁到新建成的宿舍楼里。

搬家那天,非常会过日子的“大罪犯”任何物品也舍不得抛弃:“破家值万贯啊!”黄脸婆一边翻腾着那些毫无头绪,乱七八糟的破东烂西,臭巴嘴里一边振振有词地嘟囔着。经过一番昏天黑的穷折腾,终于将那一堆堆散着臭气的、已经彻底霉烂的破烂装上了汽车。

临走之时,一次也没有迈进过我家大门的“大罪犯”,面目可憎的黄脸婆突然令我意外地光临寒舍,让我不禁目瞪口呆。她脸上堆着虚伪的微笑,和颜悦色地向妈妈说道:“x老师,我们家要搬走了!”

“是啊,”妈妈亦是现出一副虚情假意地样子漫不经心地附和道:“是啊,是啊,在一条走廓里住了这么多年!真的要走了还挺想的呢!”

“是啊,我也有同感啊!”“大罪犯”黄脸婆继续说道:“x老师,你看,我有这么一件事,我在走廊里搭的那个小个棚子挺好的,能装不少东西呢,要是就这么拆了,怪可惜的,我突然想到了你,我想,你一定能用得着的!”

“哦!”我和妈妈终于明白了黄脸婆此番造访寒舍的真实目的,妈妈爽快地询问道:“行啊,那就给我吧,你想要多少钱呢?”

“五块,五块钱,x老师,你看你能出多少钱呢!”

“行”妈妈根本没有跟“大罪犯”讨价还价,而是非常麻利地掏出五块钱,递到黄脸婆的面前:“没说的,住了这么多年的邻居,怎么好意思跟你讲价呐,你要多少,我给多少,……”

“谢谢,谢谢!”黄脸婆非常满意地接过五块钱,然后把一枚钥匙递给了妈妈:“x老师,这是小棚子的钥匙,里面的东西我都搬空了,小棚子现在就归你啦,你现在就可以使用它啦!”说完,“大罪犯”、黄脸婆揣着妈妈的五块钱,心满意足地溜出我家。

新建的宿舍楼地处偏僻,商业萧条,蔬菜、副食品以及其他生活必需品的价格长期居高不下,且品种单调。极其精明、穷于算计的“大罪犯”、黄脸婆便不辞辛劳地骑着自行车跑出很远很远,去她认为商品价格比较便宜的市场采购各种生活物品。一次,满载而归的“大罪犯”在回家的途中不幸被一辆迎面驶来的小轿车撞得腾空跃起,母猪般的身体从轿车前面飞抛出去,然后,又重重地摔落在轿车的尾部,脑袋撞在马路边的条石上,顿时脑浆迸裂,当场气绝身亡。

而重病缠身、命若悬丝的李湘妈妈居然奇迹般地康复了,至今仍健康地,但却不是快乐地生活着。

“怎么回事,嗯,这是怎么回事,”头破血流的李奇终于将单位的老书记找来,一进走廊,德高望众的老书记便解劝起来:“不要吵了,不要吵了,大家都消消气,啊,有话好好说,啊,走,你们都跟我进屋去,咱们和和气气地谈一谈,……”

“哎哟,”看到老书记走来,始终在门后窥探着的妈妈立刻打开了房门,无比讨好地跟老书记打着招呼:“书记来了,最近身体可好啊!”

“好,好,”老书记匆匆与妈妈道了个寒喧,然后,他冲着两家的女主人挥了挥手,先走进李湘家,见战事彻底平息下来,妈妈这才走进厨房,继续忙碌起来。

“哎,”有人敲门,还有人击打厨房的玻璃窗:“66,开门啊,快出来玩啊!”

这是鸽子笼里与我同命运的小鸽子们啪啪啪地又是敲门又是敲窗,邀我出去共同玩耍:“66,快出来玩啊!”

“哎,”我答应一声,套上外衣,打开房门,领着仍然泪水涟涟的李湘,兴冲冲地与小鸽子们飞到“大黄楼”的走廊里。

“哎,”厨房里的妈妈叹息道:“唉,这些个勾死鬼啊,……”

……

童年(六)

“走哇!”我乃“大黄楼”里的小鸽子王,我将小手一挥,众小鸽子便尾随在我的身后,一溜烟地飞出了“大黄楼”,来到宽阔的、用水泥板杖圈围起来的院子里。

“大黄楼”的背阴面是暗红色的、赤身裸体的清水砖墙,其东西两侧各有一道狭窄阴暗的楼门,那无辜的、棕红色的木制门扇屡遭人们无端的袭击,遍体鳞伤、哼哼叽叽地摇晃着,痛苦不堪地咧着大嘴巴不知疲倦地把我们这些小鸽子倾吐出来,我冲着从小鸽子扬了扬了手臂:“走啊,到大食堂玩去!”

“好哇,到大食堂去!”

在大黄楼的北则,在水泥板杖的尽头,有一排建成不久即遭无端废弃的红砖平房,它是大跃进年代吃大锅饭时的畸形产物,人们都叫它大食堂。我朦朦胧胧地记得,在那个可笑的年代里,妈妈和爸爸领着我和姐姐,在拥挤不堪、熙熙嚷嚷的大食堂里狼吞虎咽地用餐。

现如今,大食堂早已是破败不堪,门窗、玻璃均被击碎,煤气炉灶被锁死,暖气管全部冻裂,锈迹斑斑的水龙头嘀哒嘀哒地漫溢着长流水。跳过洞开着的窗户扇,有一条狭窄的空地,堆积着霉烂的垃圾,用布满锈钉的木头棍子扒开厚厚的垃圾层,便会看到一条又一条,又粗又长,通身绯红的大蚯蚓,极其恶心地在垃圾层里钻来溜去。

“哇,”我扔掉破木棍,顺手拽扯出一条红通通的大蚯蚓,然后,跳回到院子里,嗖地一声远远抛掷出去,众小鸽子们纷纷效法我,顿时,空旷的院子里红蚯蚓四处横飞,吓得正在跳皮筋的小女孩们妈啊、妈啊地惊叫着,抱着脑袋、皱着眉头,四处逃窜。

“啊——”抛甩够了红蚯蚓,我拍了拍脏乎乎的小手:“太累了,不玩了,走,”

呼哗——,在我的怂恿之下,小鸽子们再次冲进宿舍楼里,破败的楼门只好无奈地把我们重新吞回去。我们这些小鸽子又飞回到阴森可怖、凌乱不堪的走廓里,在一堆堆毫无意义的、散着剌鼻的霉烂气味的废物间,玩起了捉迷藏的游戏。

墨绿色的木制扶手是我们这些小鸽子玩滑梯的绝佳选择,日久天长,被我们的小屁股磨得又光又滑,闪烁着铮明瓦亮的光泽。而铁制的栏杆更是我们的好玩具,我们这些小鸽子活像是一只只机灵猴似的抓握着挂满尘土的铁条兴致勃勃地攀上去再爬下来,同时,还尽情地挖掘着脑子里所有的想像力,做出各种各样极其惊险的、常常令大人们目瞪口呆的奇特造型。

“哎呀,”刚刚从市场里买菜回来的杨姨见状,瞪着圆浑浑的大眼睛关切地冲着正在满头大汗地玩杂耍的我警告道:“66,小心,别摔着哇!”

“嘿嘿,”我倒悬在铁栏杆上,两只眼睛死死地盯着杨姨那诱人的胯间,顽皮地做着鬼脸:“没事,没事!”

“这个淘气包!”杨姨一边蹬着楼梯,一边伸出手来抚摸着我的脑袋瓜:“唉,你都淘出花花来喽!”

我攀援铁栏杆的技艺可是全楼公认的,绝对第一流的高水平,通常情况下我可以抓着铁栏杆从顶楼一直攀到底楼,直到目前为止,还没有第?</P></TD>

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